Duke Cannon - Big Ass Lump of Coal

Duke Cannon - Big Ass Lump of Coal

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Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad. Duke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper. It's the best way to clean up after mischief and shenanigans. 

Dimensions:

  • 10 oz Bar

Details:

  • 3x bigger and better smelling that traditional lumps of coal 
  • Made in the USA by humans, not elves
  • May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery
  • A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty 
  • According to Cindy in Accounting, this is a "super cute" gift for guys.

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